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Name: Ryan
Location: Orange County, California, United States
Interests: Rock n Roll, Guitar, Sports, Ladies, Philosophy, Sky Diving
Expertise: your cool if you know me
Occupation: Artist
Industry: Entertainment
Message: message meEmail: email me
AIM:  silverstreak540
Member Since:
3/12/2004
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| Here is a theoretical
question just to see how smart you really are: Suppose you meet your
soul mate. This is the member of the opposite sex of your dreams. This
person is incredibly good looking, intelligent, funny, nice, and
everything else you seek in a member of the opposite sex. The two of
you are meant to be together. Except one terrible thing happens to you
two. One day someone comes to your door. He tells you every 2 years a
team of goons will break both of your spouse's collarbones with a
wrench. Yes, a wrench every 2 years for the rest of her life. He also
tells you there is indeed a
way to stop this terrible thing from happening. You can take a pill.
But the pill is not without its consequences. It makes every song you
listen to for the rest of your life sound like its being played by the
90's grunge band Alice in Chains. If you do not know the band, they are
playing in the background music on here. This means if you listen to
Madonna, you will hear the lead singer of Alice in Chains singing. If
you listen to R. Kelly, you will hear this guy. If you listen to the
London Philharmonic, you'll hear Alice in Chains playing those songs.
If you sing in the shower, your voice will sound like the raspy voice
of their singer. So you can have your soul mate's collarbones broken
biannually by a team of goons with wrenches. Or you can listen to
nothing but Alice in Chains for you whole life. The decision is yours.
Make the correct choice. What do you choose?
chillin in my robe with a cig
my SHWARTZ is much bigger than yours
The amazing wall of Mexican Tequila !!!
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| I think I've heard everything worth knowing at least 5,000 times. Every bit of important advice is a cliche.
"Where theres a will, there's a way."
"Be Yourself"
"Follow your Heart"
"Respect your elders"
yea its all true. hard to know how true it really is.
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| The world would be a lot better place if everyone operated at all times
as if they were under the influence of exactly 2 beers...Miller Light
to be specific (good call). It wouldn't be enough to make you drunk, or
even very tipsy, so nothing too dangerous would happen unless they
drank a little more. But it would be enough to lower inhibitons
so a lot of people that needed to get beat up actually would get the
crap knocked out of em. And a lot of funny crap would happen that hadnt
been happening previously because people couldnt get the nerve to do it
and were too scared what everyone would think. And girls would be a lil
easier. It would help out everyone. People with no friends would have a
lot easier time meeting new people because both they and their
prospective friend would have let their guard down a little bit. I
would like it a lot. I hate being alone in a crowd, theres always this
unconscious thought that its wrong to talk to the strangers around me.
Its always a little hurdle to get over before I can really start talkin
to a lot of different people I don't know. If I have a problem with it,
people less outgoing than I am would have a bigger problem than I do.
Very few people really do have the nerve to seriously walk up and start
a conversation with someone they don't know unless they really have a
need to. MILLER LIGHT (TM) could solve all of this and more.
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| I got tagged
5 strange things about myself
1. I am very obsessive/compulsive about my ear hygiene. I clean them every day.
2. I sleep with sweat pants, bath robe, and a beanie on...under thick covers...then i turn on the ceiling fan.
3. I eat squeeze cheese right out of the can.
4. i once watched survivor reruns for 36 hours straight to see if my eyeballs would fall out and drop dead but Cheeelllooooo
5. i open-mouthed kissed a horse once
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